SOMEONE DARED THREATEN MY LITTLE SISTER!!!! GOT NEWS FOR THEM COME AFTER ME FIRST AND THAT’S NOT A CHOICE I’M GIVING !!!!!!!!!!!! THE ONLY WAY TO HER IS TAKE ME OUT OF THE PICTURE FIRST!!!!!!!!!! I’M NOT HARD TO FIND AND EVEN EASIER TO RECOGNIZE THERE’S A TATTOO OF CUT ON THE DOTTED LINE ACROSS MY THROAT PERSONAL DARE TO THE WORLD TRY IT IF YOU’RE BRAVE ENOUGH!!!!!!
Why the hell are fortune cookies so happy? For just once I’d like to get one that says “Life Is About To Become Very Fucked Up For You My Friend” or “I Hope You Like Cookie Last Thing You Ever Taste” I mean think about this you’d brace yourself if it said “You Die Tomorrow” or “Life Really Sucks For You This Week” You know you break the thing open and read the little message and lucky number and think ok if you read “Don’t Leave Your House For 3 Days” or *Like Your Face Take Last Picture Of It Now” wouldn’t that make people think on the reality of the little tasteless thing yeah it is tasteless that’s another thing give that fucking thing a flavor chocolate chips, lemon juice I don’t care but something that’s seriously a screwed up way for a cookie to fucking taste And the lucky number thing for once i’d like to get 0,13, 666 or atleast one of those
Unless you’re really good in a fight don’t go around arming people you’ll eventually have as opponents
More Humor
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Poor boy Was depressed
Left a note
He didn’t fall
Suicide at it’s best
